Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Wednesday Wisdom (with a side of humor)
(picture taken on Daddy's Blackberry of Truck learning how to drive)
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A GREAT DANE OWNER WHEN...
*you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
*your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
*you toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on the top of the doorway
*you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns
*you have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink
*the sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
*your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they end up pulling the ceiling fan
down -- for the second time
*your dog can see what you are cooking, and tries to assist you in the preparation
*your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head in the drive-through window at McDonald's and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change
(Dane Owner's Checklist can be found at www.ginnie.com)