Pretty things in my yard that I like to try and eat...

These are some of the things in my yard that I try to eat but Mommy and Daddy won't let me. Hmph. Whatever. I just want to see how they taste! (Mommy took these pictures by the way)

<3 Truck

King of His Castle...

HA!! HE WISHES!!

Stinky!!

Yesterday Mom and Dad got the brilliant idea to give me a bath because they said I smell like fish. Why I smell like fish, I have no idea. I don't even know what fish is!! So, Mommy climbed into the tub with me while Daddy got the water ready. I thought they were giving me some kind of big, special drink because Daddy held the sprayer up to me and I lapped it up. The water was too warm for drinking though. I didn't mind the bath at first, I kinda liked the warm water and Mommy and Daddy scrubbing me with the good smelling stuff, but I was done after about a minute or two and wanted out! My paws couldn't get any traction and I was pretty much struggling to get outta there! Mommy and Daddy said "NO Truck, we are not done yet!" but I tried telling them that I WAS done! They never listen. When it was over, Daddy took me into the other room and rubbed me dry with a bunch of towels (I would have rather chewed on the towels than be dried with them but whatever Dad) When we were all done, Daddy leaned over, took a big sniff, looked at Mommy and said "He still smells like fish." Heehee...I guess there will be more baths in my future!

<3 El Truckador

Sigh....

Pumpkin head, Butthead, Chunk, Truckster, Truckaluffagus, Wrinkles, Big Boy, Chuck, Lloyd, Larry.........these are all names that my parents call me when they think I am not listening. I know my name is Truck (well most of the time I do, hee hee) but they insist on calling me these silly names! Humans..........so frustrating.

WHY SO BRIGHT MOM?!

Mommy follows me around with this big black thing with a REALLY bright light! She always tells me to look handsome, and look here, and stay still, and wait and some other things I cant remember. Then, she aims the big black thing at me and then im blinded by a really bright light! I dont see how this is fun OR good for me for that matter! But, mommy always says YAY afterwards and gives me lots of love and praise. She tells me that she uses the big black thing to show people my goofy head :-) Whatever mom. Here are some pics of me being blinded by the big light!

<3 Truck!

Wednesday Wisdom

"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." - Andy Rooney

SOLID.

Truck's poo is looking more solid this week!! (I know, I know, too much information, hehe!)

Truck's people <3